I've been asked a few times lately if we have set a date for the wedding, or if we have secretly already done the deed and kept it quiet? The answer to both questions is No and No.To be honest, I just don't think I could cut it as a wife, especially after reading 'The Good Wife Guide'
.......the following pictures are more indicative of my position lol ~ Enjoy.
The Good Wife's Guide
(an extract from Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955)
- Have dinner ready. (an extract from Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955)
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
- Prepare yourself.
Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has spent his day with a lot of work-weary people.
Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has spent his day with a lot of work-weary people.
- Be Gay.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and it's one of your duties to provide it.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and it's one of your duties to provide it.
- Clear away the clutter.
Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
- Make the house inviting,
Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
- Prepare the children.
Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacumn. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacumn. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
- Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
- Listen to him.
You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours!
You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours!
- Make the evening his.
Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
~ Your Goals~
-Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
- Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
- Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might gone through that day.
- Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
- Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
- Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or intergrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
- Finally.......... Don't forget that a "good wife" always knows her place!
- Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
- Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might gone through that day.
- Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
- Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
- Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or intergrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
- Finally.......... Don't forget that a "good wife" always knows her place!
lol a husband can forget all that! Angie i think you would make Lee the perfect wife !
ReplyDeleteSo if I go out all night Angie sleeps with Mark to get even???? Oh LuCKy girl lmfao
ReplyDeleteNo you can't stay out all night until you become best friends with Dan Carter!!! lol
ReplyDeleteConnie, I don't think I would have liked to have been a wife in the 50's if that is what was the norm....and ty for the compliment :)
Geeze that's pure hell for a woman lol
ReplyDeleteThank goodness things have changed.
ROTMFFLMAO....OMG...NOW i know why my marriage never worked...and any relationship after that....HOLY SCHNICKIES Girl...I couldn't do it either!!!!
ReplyDeletehehe I wanna be his best friend!!
ReplyDeleteI think Lee would make the perfect wife lmao, btw I need a medal, been married 24 yrs this year, tried to kill him twice, and he still hasnt popped his clogs yet lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe the third time lucky Allison! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHey!!!!!! Great book. Now I know what to get my wife for our upcoming one-year anniversary :P
ReplyDeleteBy the way, since we're both masters of less-than-essential trivia - rumor has it that this book never existed and was just a hoax when sending them via fax was the 'In' thing...but it was such a hit that the hoax has become real and the book is now available at Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/Good-Wife-Guide-Keeping-Husband/dp/1933662859
Great pics on your blog to illustrate the text :)
Here's an updated version of the book that might be more your style ;) http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/good_wife_yvonne.html
ReplyDeleteI stopped askin long time ago lol.... i see it as if u 2 are happy just the way things are aint no need in fussin with all the red tape of exactly what ur doing now lol. I think it's ppl need to hear some news really just because everyone gets into it all ya know.
ReplyDeleteAnd Alli ur just a nutter ! lol
I like the updated version of the book much better :D Great find thanks Marty.
ReplyDeleteI did look on snopes before I posted this, they can't determine either way whether it's a hoax or real, they concluded it's probably been embellished - but even so it's no wonder that the Women's Liberation movement was so popular!
Alli, if you need some ideas..... lmao
You can throw that guide out for sure! Whoever wrote it was dreaming a big dream or hallucinating....(-;
ReplyDeleteThat's y I'm still single lol
ReplyDeletedreaming is right...its a shame they dont make wives like that no more....maybe our children would have a clue about family life if we did
ReplyDeleteJune Cleaver wasnt even that perfect! A man has to be out of his ever lovin mind to expect all that from a woman...No wait, wait I seem to recall a lady in Hike that was this perfect, I gave the nic June actually, but damn if I can remember her name off hand ??
ReplyDeleteyeppers,that's why I never did
ReplyDeleteDoesn't ring any bells with me.
ReplyDeleteIf they did I'd be putting in my order for one lol
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